Written by Eddie T.
Oh young tadpole unlike all other,
with a sweet tooth just like me
I hid you in my room from my mother
At least there, out of trouble you would be.
At least there, you and I could just be.
On 3 Musketeers you munched away
with nougat and chocolate so sweet
and my love for you grew every day.
So I named you D'Artagnan, a musketeer none could beat
... it was a shame you switched to meat.
And you ate my cat
For fresh blood you were itchin'
what was up with that?
Though I still thought you were bitchin'
those early days, my tadpole, I'm missin'
And now here we stand, my Demodog,
in a tunnel created by your master
I have one candy bar left.
So let us go past ya
so we can save the world from disaster
Oh Dart, I miss you more than you know.
You would like it here
in this ball themed around snow.
And as the girls turn away from me
all I wish is that I had my friend back.
I am so alone.