Santa is a Vampire

Written by Elisabeth Smiddy


Santa is a Vampire 

Exciting! Breaking news 

Santa is a Vampire

And here's some vital clues 


He only works at night time,

Plus…(this is Geographic) 

He lives in a cold climate 

And claims he's telepathic    


Santa is a Vampire 

For it is very clear 

He been around for eons

But doesn't age a year,


Yes! Santa is a Vampire 

Robust in his red hood 

Those chubby cheeky ruddy cheeks

Are flushed with pints of blood!