Written by Perverse Psychology
Photograph by patricia serna
I just can’t compete with Pete
Have you seen the size of his feet?
They’re like flippers
I’ve no idea where his Missus buys his slippers for Christmas!
They’re ridiculous!
And you know what they say about men with big feet?
No, not the shit joke about wearing big socks
I mean about the size of his cock!
When it comes to Pete I just can’t compete!