Written by Perverse Psychology
I mine for bogeys daily
At night before I sleep
Allowing all the grime to settle in one great crusty heap.
My fingernail impales the Jewel
Then gently starts to scrape
Being careful not to move too fast, aware the Jewel may break.
It’s soon removed with snotty lube
For a closer, detailed inspection
Then placed with care in Tupperware with my ever expanding collection