Nasal Gold

Written by Perverse Psychology 


I mine for bogeys daily

At night before I sleep

Allowing all the grime to settle in one great crusty heap.

My fingernail impales the Jewel

Then gently starts to scrape

Being careful not to move too fast, aware the Jewel may break.

It’s soon removed with snotty lube

For a closer, detailed inspection

Then placed with care in Tupperware with my ever expanding collection