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Written by Perverse Psychology

 Photograph by  Cristian Newman

Photograph by Cristian Newman

Grandad walks so slowly

Granny’s even worse

Grandads a little tubby

Granny’s going to burst

Grandad smells of Whiskey

Granny smells of beef

Grandads losing all his hair

Granny’s losing teeth

Grandad woke up early

Granny’s still asleep

Grandads almost six feet tall

Granny’s six feet deep!